Well, I am new to this whole blogging world. Actually, that is a bit of a lie. I have attempted to become a prolific blogger twice before, but ultimately failed. I have terrible follow through.
A little more about me, personally:
Hubbins and I have been married for 10 years. That feels like such an awesome accomplishment. We are Shelle and Hubbins Focker. Not really, but it's close enough to our real name and far more entertaining.
We own three little people whom we are training for the zombie apocalypse through interactive video-gaming. Okay, that's also a lie, but doesn't that sound so much more exciting than "the parents of 3 children"? I don't actually take to the zombie apocalypse beliefs, I just like referencing it now and again.
Our three little Fockers are:
- Jr, alternately known as "Big C" and "the teenager" (say it with dread and fear) - stinky teenager advancing to high school next school year and perfecting his eye roll. He's a pretty smart kiddo - already acing Geometry as an 8th grader, a class I managed a C in as a sophomore.
- Little c, alternately known as Bubble Child - He's a pretty cool kid. Does great in school. Awesome at math like big brother. We're impressed. Loves football and wrestling. Is allergic to the entire earth. All of it. Including foods.
- Madalyn - she's extra interesting. Quirky, fun, girly, unrefined, diagnosed as autistic. She is part of my therapeutic drive to blog and will have her own features here.
Now that we've completed the Meet the Focker's part of this evening, we can get to a little more about me and why the heck I seem to think what I have to say is blog-worthy. First, to understand my craziness, you should know that my life is chaotically busy. I work as a teachers aid (EA) for less than what a teenager serving fries at Crapdonalds makes because I have a love for children and their education. I am also a full-time college student working on my Bachelors degree so that I can become an actual teacher in Elementary Education/Special Education one day. Combine that with the three children, a travelling Hubbins, and a speech impediment that makes it impossible for me to say "no" and that explains the constant look of bewilderment which graces my face.
My kids say and do crazy things that I love to share because they amuse me greatly. I don't think you'll be disappointed. But mostly, I want to write to share our journey with Madalyn - where we've been, what we've dealt with, and what we face going forward; as a parent - struggling in this thing called the Mommy Wars; and as a person who just never quite seems to meet her own expectations. Hopefully, I can unload what I need to and help other families who have questions and need direction in coping with a special child that we have had to discover the hard way as we've bumped along. There is so much information that I will have to introduce gradually, but I promise there is a big picture among my yet-to-come ramblings.
So why "Diary of a Super Failure"? I have this theory about failures merely being stepping stones to success. Don't give me any kind of originality credit; I'm pretty sure that it stems from a famous quote which in my caffeine induced post-essay marathon state I cannot recall and have no desire to look up. Part of my educational philosophy is in helping students feel comfortable in asking questions, making inaccurate first attempts, and becoming confident, successful learners, they have to be okay with being wrong. Well, no one is wrong more often throughout the course of a day than me. I make countless mistakes and laugh at myself through every one of them. My favorite things are failures and my favorite people are those who have fun making mistakes! Ever checked out the
Pintester or
My Drunk Kitchen? (Warning, both f-bomb queens) Do so now! Hopefully, if I can avoid failing for a third time at being a blogger, you will get to laugh
at with me.
Okay, so how's that for wordy introductions? Hopefully I haven't scared you away just yet. Hang tight while I work at a snails pace in the setup of the Super Failure blog. :)