YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM
YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM
YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM
Thank you dear child. When I left the house this morning, I was under the misguided impression that my bottom was looking okay. However, when you are waist high and walking behind one most of the day, I am certain you become an expert in bottom sizes. Luckily, I already had plans to celebrate my friends' 40th birthday this evening. I'll focus harder on that than the separate zip-code that is my booty.
For the record: my feelers are not hurt. You should hear half the brutally honest stuff Madalyn tells me. And, I am well aware of the capacious proportions that make up my gluteus maximus.
