Friday, March 1, 2013

Bottoms Up!

Today, after working with a kindergarten group, one of the boys told me "You have a really big bottom."

YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM

YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM

YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG BOTTOM

Thank you dear child.  When I left the house this morning, I was under the misguided impression that my bottom was looking okay.  However, when you are waist high and walking behind one most of the day, I am certain you become an expert in bottom sizes.  Luckily, I already had plans to celebrate my friends' 40th birthday this evening.  I'll focus harder on that than the separate zip-code that is my booty.


For the record: my feelers are not hurt.  You should hear half the brutally honest stuff Madalyn tells me.  And, I am well aware of the capacious proportions that make up my gluteus maximus.